Dear Crushe's Female Friend

I don't really like you, your too perfect.  I know your good friends with his ex.  Tonight when I saw you at the grocery store, I kinda foregot about the way you treated me on Halloween and I said hello.  I could tell you did not want to linger.  I know your friend was anxious to get something off the shelf somewhere but your giggly girl laughs could have been mistook for laughter at me.  How are you in nursing, able to volunteer, work and be social all at the same time... ya your a brainiac and I can't stand it.