My Current Drink of Choice

Hendricks gin baby!
Infused with rose petals and cucumber!
A vintage style cork topper and a dip stick to tell you how much you have left.  So great!

Tonic water
Fresh lemon juice
and a shot O' Hendricks.

Adrienne Fucking Hates Teacher's College

Right now the only thing getting me through it are beats from RJD2.

Porn for Women

It's not what you think.  It is what porn really should be, the little kindnesses that men do to turn you on.  Like listening to you, helping around the house and doing things without being asked.  These are the things that  really turn women on.

http://www.wannasnuggle.com/index/

The Lie

You need to be more like God.

Seriously???  Who can ever achieve godliness???

No, you need to be more human.  God created us to be human.